Total Medals Earned: 862 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,670 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Medals Earned: 19/27 (775/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Put a scope on it
Drive without a license!
Drive over 200kph!
Open her box.
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
